Lightning rod
while barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect p-n-s to the v-g-n-l lips of your partner, creating a static shock.
i gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out.
during long road trips, you may come across (or rather, they’ll come across you) a lightning rod. it is basically a car which has one goal on the highway… to keep in the triple digits mph. you’ll discover them most likely riding your tail if your in the left lane.
the purpose of a lightning rod is to let them go. chances are, you aren’t obeying the speed limit either and, on a long road trip, you’ll want to be pushing around 80. police fundraisers on the side of the highway will catch this guy first. lightning rods will eventually leave the highway or disappear into the horizon, and ghost cars might creep up on you.
i followed the lightning rod while maintaining a steady 80 mph until it eventually disappeared.
when you have a great idea or sudden realization, and it feels as if a lightning bolt just struck the tip of your p-n-s.
man, when i first found out what a threesome was, i got such a lightning rod!
when having s-x with your partner from behind, just prior to -j-c-l-t–n, you taser your partner.
i gave my girl the lightning rod last night!
jacking off with a hand full of smooshed lightning bugs for lube.
i’m going to give molly a lightning rod this weekend while we’re out camping!
when a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.
awe man, i lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard.
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