Lightning Strike
whilst taking a girl from the back, s-xually, you reach behind your back with a tazer, tazing your p-n-s. simultaneously shocking the both of you. done correctly, the lightning strike will occur at the peak of -rg-sm.
i need to get some d batteries at the store, jan’s coming over tonight and we’re gonna do the lightning strike.
a slang term for snorting lines of cocaine
yo im all geeked up from taking some lightning strikes
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