on the universal studios mug, someone decided it was necessary to put the word ghostbusters! after camera instead of action! and it p-sses me off.
lights, camera, ghostbusters! jaws, king kong, nickelodeon studios, earthquake, action
- melanie graham
melanie graham was a performer and then director of the groundling theater in los angeles for many years. she wrote for one season on sat-rday night live and is currently producing reality shows for tv. her credits include “the osbournes,” “newlyweds: nick and jessica,” “adventures in hollyhood,” “meet the barkers,” and “the t.o. show.” melanie […]
- starvin like lester
when you are even more starvin than marvin. extremely hungry to the point where you are nauseous. lester was actually marvins cousin, but he died from starvation. dude, i have not eaten anything since last night, i’m starvin like lester!
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the plural of the word ‘status’. because ‘statuses’, much like ‘cactuses’, and ‘platypuses’, is a ridiculous word. “have you seen all of the douchey statti khalil’s been posting on facebook lately?” “yeah, what an -sshole.” “oh, he’s the -sshole?” “according to his statti, yes.” this use of plurals is necessary for any word ending in […]
- status taint
when a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it “unlikeable” by the rest of facebook, lest they become -ssociated with that creepy -ss riff raff hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today? yeah, i thought it was pretty funny. why didn’t you like it? that creep charlie […]