like a horse with two legs


another way to say “lame”.
dave: “oh man i am so wasted! i was all right about 10 minutes ago, but i guess those last 10 shots must have done me in.”
sam: “shut up b-tch. you’ve been nursing that can of coors light all night. and as for that one shot you took, you spit half that sh-t up, you two-beer queer.”
dave: “well, uh, didn’t you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? man i must have had about 20 beers there. i’m such an alcoholic i should start going to meetings.”
sam: “you mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of o’doul’s? man you drink like a horse with two legs.”

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