like a leech
comical phrase used to emphasize suckiness of person, event, location, object, or idea.
used because leeches, by definition (and life function) suck.
see also: like a vacuum, does what a hoover does
this game sucks like a box full of leeches.
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when someone feel guilty for giving someone else salmonella because the food wasn’t washed well enough. dave: “i got salmonella poisoning from bob’s spinach c-sserole last night.” trey: “well that gave bob shameonella.” dave: “he deserves it.”
- Like Reading Braille
when a chick’s t-ts are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille. “man her t-ts are so small, i may have to learn to read braille before i nail her!” (thus feeling her up is like reading braille)
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- Shanaynay Fever
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