Like a Virgin

a metaphor for big d-ck.

“like a virgin”
is a song about this cooze who’s a regular f-ck machine
i’m talkin’ morning, day, night, afternoon
d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck. (that’s a lot of d-cks)
then one day, she meets this john holmes motherf-cker,
and it’s like “whoa baby”
i mean; this cat is like charles bronson in the great escape; he’s diggin’ tunnels
she’s gettin’ some serious d-ck action.
she’s feeling something she hasn’t felt since forever;
pain, pain.
it hurts, it hurts her. it shouldn’t hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
but when this cat f-cks her, it hurts
it hurts, just like it did the first time
you see the pain is reminding the f-ck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
hence; like a virgin
if you feel pain, that’s what it was once like to be a virgin.
hence; like a virgin
like a virgin is a phrase that refers to a man’s p-n-s being so large that once he penetrates a female/male that the feeling is simultaneous to when the female/male has lost their virginity. in other words the p-n-s is so large that the area penetrated is once again “deflowered.”
his c-ck was so big, when we f-cked, i felt like a virgin.
a cooler and more indie way of saying “that’s what she said”
person 1: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place when u popped that cherry
person 2: ahaha…like a virgin!
a cooler and more indie way of saying “that’s what she said”
lydia: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place

nora: dude, like a virgin!
a cooler and more indie way of saying “that’s what she said”
person 1: eww you squirted juice all over the place
person 2: haha like a virgin!