Like Opera
that unfortunate moment when a reasonably ordinary post you’ve liked on facebook turns into all out drama, much like a tv soap opera.
brad: dude, what was that on facebook last night?
jen: g-d, who knows? one minute, i was liking carly’s post on how great it is to see her nephew with his dad, and the next minute his ex and her current and his bro and the whole d-mn world were having their say. it was a total like opera.
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