Likestitute


one who repeatedly posts cheesy and/or generic quotes/information as their facebook status in order to acc-mulate likes.
dude, this is her third time giving relationship advice as her status…

i know man, what a likest-tute
a facebook friend who instantly will “like” all statuses and activities you post
friend: “man that girl beth has liked everything you’ve posted for the past week.”

you: “yea, i’m thinking about deleting her. she is a total likest-tute.”

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