Lily Potter
aka: lily evans or just evans.
dearly departed mum to the boy who lived, harry potter. original bearer of the greener than green eyes, and defender of those who cannot/do not defend themselves, such as severus snape. dear wife of james potter. murdered protecting her son from the dark lord voldemort. bestower of the protection curse on harry. a tad one dimensional.
“h-llo, i’m lily potter, practically perfect in every way.”
lily potter,mother to boy wizard harry potter who inherited her green eyes and profected harry from a curse after she sacrified her self for her only child.wife to james potter.
sister to pertunia dursley.
‘i was the only one to see her for what she was….a freak!’
i just saw lily potter appear in that mirror next to harry along with james potter.freaky kina s—!
that’s some dark magic right there!
harry potter’s mam, i bet she was really fit.
theres harry potters mam, lily, she is fit.
not in gryffindor, that was lily evans you b-tch.
random person: 10 points to gryffindor!
lily potter: that’s lily evans, you b-tch.
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