Lilypadding
to lick toad to get high; otherwise known as frenching the prince and doing kermit
guy #1: dude, lets go get high.
guy #2: how?
guy #1: lets go lilypadding.
when on a hot summer day, your b-lls dip in to the swampy funk of a heavily used toilet.
it was a hot, humid day, and had to take a m-ssive deuce. upon placing my b-ttocks on the nearest t-rd receptacle my b-lls immediately made splash down with the pre-existing filth below. lilypadding had just occurred.
1) to stuff a toilet with toilet paper and cr-p on top of said toilet paper.
chris walked into his bathroom only to find out that during the night his friends had been lilypadding his bathroom
when a girl is performing oral s-x on a guy, and does not acquiesce to go past the glans — thus just staying at the top: like a frog on a lilypad.
(1): hey man, did you cop dome from her yet?
(2): i was about to, then she starts lilypadding so i chucked the deux
going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; “to go lily padding”; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, let’s blow this popsicle stand!, etc.
dude, this party sucks… let’s go lily padding until we find another party that isn’t as lame.
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