Limb Lump Dump
when one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.
alison: “brian, brian….! can you call a paramedic. i have limb lump dumped….!”
brain: “alison, not again. these irregular bowel movements must stop. consider the local sewerage systems. they cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your t-rds can be achieved”.
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