lime crush
a fascination with a particular person that has one exhibiting strange behavior; some examples are the inability to eat, b-tterflies, a lack of sleep, dreams involving or containing said person, laughing out loud spontaneously without a reason, and constant thoughts of said person. usually affiliated with a limerent object, an object of l-st, or an object of desire (some examples include celebrities, cl-ssmates and so on).
“ryan is so dreamy! he’s my lime crush!”
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