limp biscuit


several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat digestive). they all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the biscuit. the last person to c-m, consequently, has to eat the soggy biscuit.
a game in which a group of boys crowd round a biscuit and try to -j-c-l-t- onto it. when there is only one person left who hasn’t -j-c-l-t-d, he must eat the biscuit.
some kids played limp biscuit last night. no one ate the biscuit because they all thought the first guy to get an erection in the company of other guys was gay so they killed him.
a game a group of men play by taking a biscuit and placing it in between them while ejaculating. to win the game one of the men must climax on the biscuit and make it soggy with s-m-n.
hey chuck want to play a game of limpbiscuit?
a limp biscuit is the mathematical term for an infinity shaped curve, commonly misunderstood as a lemniscate. it has been rumored that the band limp bizkit got their name from the idea of being infinite, so they wanted to use the mathematical term for the symbol. but sadly the creators of limp bizkit did not have the greatest spelling skills and the word biscuit was misspelled in their name. the term limp biscuit originated from jacques bernoulli back in 1694.
person 1: “what do you want your team name to be?”
person 2: “limp biscuit!”
person 1: “what did you say? lemniscate?”
when the p-n-s stays flaccid in times of stimulation, foreplay, or before any kind s-x in general. a term for erectile disfunction.
trev:hey man, you have a fun weekend with the librarian chick?
sam:i wish. i really struck out when i came down with a limp biscuit
when the p-n-s stays flaccid in times of stimulation, foreplay, or before any kind s-x in general. a term for erectile disfunction.
trev:hey man, you have a fun weekend with the librarian chick?
sam:i wish. i really struck out when i came down with a limp biscuit
when you can’t get a hard on.
after she made that remark to me i was just a limp biscuit.

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