limp cock and no lube
much like a “limp c-ck and no lube” would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
“there’s no beer and no chicks. this party’s a limp c-ck and no lube.”
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