Limp Dick Escape
quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones p-n-s due to being at a public function, party or bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and m-ssaging of said p-n-s later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence… in some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers…
mr mitch-ll had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp d-ck. on his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp d-ck escape
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