limp dick unicorn


when you cut someones d-ck off and sew it to there head. therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.
i’m going to make you a limp d-ck unicorn!
when you cut someones d-ck off and sew it to there head. therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.
i’m going to make you a limp d-ck unicorn!

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