limp dick
n. 1)a man without the t-st-cl- fort-tude to tap the -ss of the hotties at a party 2)one who cannot get an erection
don’t be a limp d-ck! go tap that -ss!
1. a flaccid p-n-s
2. a case of erectile disfunction
3. an impotent or ineffectual man
give him a break. he has limp d-ck you know.
slang name for erectile dysfunction. (see definition for d-ck splint for cure)
until congress p-sses a medicare supplement for prescriptions like v–gr- i’m going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape…mighty tough to find willing partners though.
noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just p-ssed off.
syn- b-tthurt
jon (walks up with a sad face)
mitch- yo jonny why you all limpd-ck rite now?
jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my -ss
1. a man with erection problems
2. andrew
andrew has a limp d-ck and therefore couldnt f-ck nikola
a male that cannot get an erection
“so were there all ready to go and he turns into a f-kin limpd-ck”
someone who cannot achieve an erection. a person who may not be able to perform s-xually because of nervousness, awkwardness or just plain malfunctioned.
i felt ashamed of my limp d-ck. maybe i should get a s-x change already.
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