Limp Shrimp


when a d-ck isn’t hard and it’s soft and floppy resmebling a limp shrimp!
jeremy couldn’t get a hard-on for candice therefore he was sporting a limp shrimp.
a p-n-s that is limp.
becky: “so i heard you gave jay a hand job?”
emma: “nah, he had a limp shrimp.”

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