Limp Unicorn
a euphemism for d-ckhead. this is based on the image of a unicorn with a droopy horn being akin to a p-n-s on a head.
more appropriate for situations such as the workplace, where more overt swearing is difficult.
lauren wouldn’t let me borrow her pen today – she’s been a real limp unicorn recently
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