limpy pirate

after blowing a load in a girl’s eye, left or right, your choice, the girl will reach up and cover her eye in shock. when she stands up, kick her shin, and she will reach her leg back and hold it, thus performing the limping action.
i walked in their room, trying to get my brother to take his drunk girlfriend home after the party, and to my surprise, what i thought was a limpy pirate in the room…

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