Lin Kuei
(please note that this is a work of fiction)
the lin kuei are an ancient clan of theives and -ss-ssins for hire. their location is in the north-eastern part of china. for many years, the lin kuei made financial profits off the evil desires of others and their warriors are trained from youth after being stripped of their former lives. each lin kuei recruit, who are actually the offsprings of veteran lin kuei warriors, are selected for their special abilities that they inherited from birth and are trained in martial arts. however, one lin kuei warrior, who was orginally from j-pan, named takeda, decided to break away from the lin kuei and return to his homeland. there, he developed the art of ninjutsu, an art of stealth, exotic weapons, and magic that could be learned by anyone, and offered his services to the j-panese samurai lords during that country’s feudal era. takeda also founded the shirai ryu clan, which became an instant enemy of their counterparts back in china. unlike the lin kuei, the ninja clans of j-pan such as the shirai ryu, iga ryu, and koga ryu, were actually a loosely organized spy network composing of different clans serving lords. takeda was a target for -ss-ssination by his former clan for years until he died not from battle, but from poisoned slipped into his tea. one of the most famous shirai ryu ninja was a family man named hanzo hasashi aka scorpion who later be killed while on a mission in china and be reincarnated as a specter. the most famous members of the lin kuei are the sub-zero (the man who killed the ninja scorpion in china) and his younger brother (who possesses the same codename) along with smoke, cyrax, sektor, and frost (a female lin kuei). in the modern times, the lin kuei decided to take on modern technology and automate their human -ss-ssins into soulless cybernetic warriors in mk3. during mk4, the lin kuei was mysteriously disbanded and was re-established during mk: deadly alliance, by the younger sub-zero.
(for more info on lin kuei and its members, play mk1,2,& 3, mkm: sub-zero, mk4, mk: deadly alliance, and mk: deception)
chinese ninjas, though the lin kuei don’t like to be called the name of their j-panese counterparts
ain’t nothing to f-ck with
“lin kuei ain’t nothing to f-ck with”
the art of punching telephone polls, causing them to fall on you. in ancient sumarian chinese this meant “lightning log collapse.” this technique was recently brought up to times. look for it in street fighters and raver rape.
oh my god that man just used the lin kuei attack. +5
s-xiest mother f-cker you will ever meet
he also has a 13 inch p33n
omfg its link.. bow down to teh elf
pwned by deekhead’s tacos
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