Lincoln Logging
the act of sitting on a woman’s tw-t and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her v-g-n- until she -rg-sms.
timmy: i just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night
robert: her v-g-n- probably smells like sh-t!
much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl’s chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.
after feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, i was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some lincoln-logging in her dorm room.
when two women use a t-rd as a double sided d-ld-.
i met a hot butch last night and we ended up lincoln logging till dawn. it was so hot.
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