Lincolnaphobia


lincolnaphobia: the fear of pennies. being scared of the american coin “penny” made of copper and worth 1/100 of an american dollar. the most common reason for this fear: it has been rumored that men have shoved them up their -ssholes and then distributed them around.
hadley: oh wow! a penny!!
willow: ah! get it away! i have serious lincolnaphobia!
hadley: what?
willow: i’m afraid of pennies please take it away from me.
hadley: okay doll.

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