linden high school

run by a fat principle who jogs around the school after hours to “lose weight”. lhs can’t afford funding for sh-t b/c the budget is hated by all the citizens. the deans like to take your headphones and hats to pretend like they do their job when all they have to do is go into the bathrooms and bust kids for smoking on school property. the teachers are either really cool cats or the biggest d-ckheads you will ever meet. the kids are the worst part of all. you have the obnoxious spanish b-tches who squeal at frequencies that will make your ears bleed and they group in the hallways like cancer. you have the black b-tches who think everyone wants to know their business and then give you lip when your fed up with hearing their sh-t and want to walk around their giant, slow moving -sses. you have the stoners who flock to the smokers’ corner every morning (and any free period they have) just to get their fix for the day (hour). you have the fat italian (polish too) b-tches who think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread. you have the dirt bag alternative learning center (alc) kids and juggalos (same thing). the honors kids and the preps. and last, but not least, the freshmen with backpacks that make you stare in wonder at how such a tiny person can support a backpack four times the size of his body; they like to run through the hallways b/c you can never be too early for cl-ss! yeahh rightt.
youre from linden high school ? oh d-mn mami, youre a wh-r-. bye.