lindsey lohan


how idiots spell lindsay lohan.
idiot: lol lindsey lohan is a wh-r-!!1

grade school graduate: idiot.
extreme wh-r- with large b–bs, and is a profesional prost-tute in her videos. she looks dirtier than ashley patey on a bad day, with her fake br–sts bounching out of her shirt, while her synthasized voice, over airbrushed face, and anoying complaining lyrics that she didn’t write fill the screen and your ears. she injoys old men, face bleach to get rid of her frecels, and dancing in cages to fufill her full wh-r- potential . altough shes only about 18, she’s already been sl-tty enough to last her a life time. we can only hope that soon she will put on some clothes and take a d-mn shower.
lisdney lohan is sl-ttier than your mom.
a nasty little ho bag that goes out with men 5 times her age.
like bruce willis and that guy from “that 70’s show”
she was really cute as a child. and… now she’s an extremely sl-tty wh-r-.
“h-llo everyone. have you seen my cocaine? apparently i lost it when scr-w-ng 3 guys at once with my gigantic b–bs.”
-lindsey lohan
a dumb girl who is too stupid to realize that her mother is hurting her career. she was a great child actor, but now is better off just falling off a cliff. a theif and a liar that no one thinks is worth saving anymore, because, honestly, she doesn’t want help.
lindsey lohan: a little ex-celeb that can’t make a good movie worth her life.
new slang for cocaine
i can get an eight ball of that lindsey lohan!
lindsey lohan a ho who has fake b–bs. comes with warning -may f-ck your dad-.
lindsey lohan made my parents split up.
becky stop being lindsey lohan.

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