line cook
a kitchen employee in a restaurant, who prepares menu items for customers’ consumption. probably the person banging the hot waitress you tried to flirt with.
“dude, our waitress is smoking. i’m going to ask her when she’s getting off work.”
“don’t bother, she’s probable banging one of the line cooks.”
the evolutionary gap between man and ape. able to perform tasks of great simplicity in a primitive state of being.
“i saw a monkey at the zoo today daddy!”
“no sweetie, that was just one of the line cooks at the rainforest cafe.”
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