Line jumping


going in front of someone without their permission.
line jumping is when you are at a amus-m-nt park when you’ve been waiting in line for a f-ck load of time, then someone walks past you claiming that their “friend” (what they mean is their gay buddy) is up the line.

this once happened to me, but of course it was indian family, and if you know them indians have huge family’s so i got pushed back about 21 sp-ces, f-cking indies and then i finally when i get to the ride, it breaks down.

the little roller-coaster that f-cking couldn’t

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