line of scrumpage



similar to the line of scrimmage in football. it’s an imaginary line that you have to get to (through dates, flowers, begging, etc.) before a girl well let you scrump her – aka f-ck her.

it can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.
billy: i’ve tried everything with beth and she won’t let me in there.
fred: it’s 4th and 20. you’ll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. just punt her away.

dave: check out dan and steph walking away from the campfire together.
tim: he’s taking her into the dark. i can still see them, still see them…and they’re gone.
dave: they crossed the line of scrumpage.

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