linear jerk
mutual m-st-rb-t–n, a variation on circle jerk
after all jake gyllenhaal films, a circle jerk must be performed in his honor. unless there’s only two people, in which case it must be a linear jerk.
another form of the ever popular, “circle jerk”, where there are only two partic-p-nts therefore forming a “line” instead of a “circle”.
the two partic-p-nts j-rk–ff together and when they have both completed the action, they have attained a “linear jerk”. although sometimes referred to as a “linear w-nk”, in the united states it has been growing in popularity in dorm rooms everwhere under the term “linear jerk”.
eric and i were in our dorm room, and it was just us, so we did a linear jerk. next time you should come and we can have a circle jerk!
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