linguophile
1. one who loves language so much, that it becomes an irritation to all those in contact with said person.
2. one who majors in linguistics at a pretentious liberal arts college.
3. one who wants to give an abraham lincoln to a phoneme or morpheme.
1. “mark is such a linguophile; he bothers the sh-t out of everyone when he blathers on about voiced interdental fricatives.”
2. “g-d, i think mark the linguophile is a ling major at swarthmore college.”.
3. “ew, did you hear? mark gave an abraham lincoln to the morpheme -able.”
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