linkedin explosion
when one goes from being a “job seeker” on linkedin to being employed and wanting to show off to all your friends/colleagues through inviting them into your network.
having minimal information on your profile and “in search of new career opportunity” to having a gratuitous amount of pages of text on a job you haven’t even started yet.
joe just had a linkedin explosion? suddenly he thinks he’s hot sh-t after landing that gig at bmw, he’s adding everyone left and right bro.
did you hear? jill recently went from struggling liberal arts graduate to retail at saks. she had a linkedin explosion and added our entire graduating cl-ss to brag about it through status updates.
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