Listorus
originated from the name “ms. lister”, an obscenly obese teacher of both the latin and german languages in the state of connecticut, listorus may be used to describe an unnaturally old, monsterish, fat teacher or higher authority.
ms. fatssapotomus: “alex, will you be a dear and run these papers down to the office? i can’t support my own weight, so i’d have to sit down on a wheel chair if i wanted to move my curdeling, milky cheeks.”
alex: “sure.” -walks away-
alex: -halfway out the door- “f-ckin’ listorus”
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