LinkedIn Mom


a linkedin mom is a modern mom that networks on the web instead of the soccer field; updated version of the “soccer mom”
during a high school graduation ceremony this past weekend, mrs. anderson was graciously introduced as a “linkedin mom” instead of a “soccer mom.” yes, the truth is often stunning to hear and she beamed with pride.

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