Linkedinglish
1. terms hopelessly boring people use to make themselves seem more interesting on professional social networking sites.
2. the only instance in which doughy, pasty office-dwellers can refer to themselves with terms like “lean,” “agile,” “master” and “black belt.”
person 1: ”bonnie is a lean six-sigma scrum master, and i’m only a blue belt.”
person 2: ”dude, i don’t care how much linkedinglish you use to describe yourself, being in middle management will not help you break cinder blocks with your head.”
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