laughing my f-in -ss off while on the floor
omg how did you get tickets to the tampon 200? oh we pulled some strings and got good seats!!–lmf–wotf that was gr8 !!
one who has been shown a plumber’s crack. dude, you’ve just been plumbered!
poontan has two definitions (1) a cartoon characters in an anime series. (2) poontan which is a slang description of s-x. ” i only fight for one word. and that word is poontan “. -full metal jacket.
- Pop Shop
a strip club that offers full nude dancers but serves no alcohol. often available to 18+ due to the lack of liquor. we can’t go to grinders since joe is only 18. let’s try the pop shop instead.
when one has to micturite yet refuses to do so. i have to pee so bad but i’m lockboxin’ it!
- Sicken Choft Tacos
bad luck p-ss-p–p tacos. based on sicken, choft, and tacos. etymology: originating from a spoonerism common in the early 21st century resulting in an unfortunate combination of real words that formed the most disgusting dish imaginable. sicken choft tacos batman! look at her cooter!