Linkstipated
when you have to make a bowel movement with extreme urgency, but you’re holding it in so you can finish reading (or watching) the link someone just sent you.
i ran to the bathroom the second the new “jake and amir” webisode was over because i was linkstipated; but the pain of holding it in was worth it to not have to press “pause.”
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