Linnea Havener
a 16-year old girl residing on planet earth with a wonderful smile and gentle sense of humor. she loves kittens, singing, and running. running, in fact, is her favorite thing to do.
1. “linnea havener is a good singer. her voice is like angels chorusing joyfully.”
2. “cats really seem to like linnea havener, whenever they see her they go ‘meooooooowwwwwwww'”
3. linnea havener is a good remedy for any cold, injury or mild discomfort. remember not to abuse her, as she can be fragile.
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