Linoleum Factor
1. doing something right the first time so it can be used for a long period of time.
2. giving a member of the opisite s-x such a great s-xual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.
3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.
that girl must have hit him with the linoleum factor, ’cause she treats him like cr-p.
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