linston
noun: an obese man’s tiny weiner..
l in s ton
1 in. 5 ton
the obese individual’s c-ck is only 1 inch long, but it’s so fat that it still weighs 5 tons.
(this originated in barrhaven, ontario. f-ck anyone who says otherwise)
commenting on fat dude walking by: that fat dude right there’s got a linston for sure
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