Lintjizz


when a man decides to -j-c-l-t- into a woman’s bellyb-tton and allows the s-m-n to become crusty and hard, thus mixing in with the woman’s lint and creating lintj-zz.
man: “dude guess what!”

man’s friend: “what?”

man: “the girl i was with last night had lintj-zz all over her belly!”

man’s friend: “gross but awesome. congratulations.”

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