Lip Bandit
one who can’t resist the urge to suck a c-ck. your typical lip bandit, tends to be found in both rural and urban areas. habitats include; public parks, “glory holes,” restrooms, and most heavily wooded areas, not with held to national parks. these merciless succubus tend to congregate near a steady b-ss beat during down time. should one encounter such a creature most ex-bandits recommend approaching with caution. these uncouth mammals have a way of always covering their trails.
person 1: “i caught that godd-mned lip bandit you were with at that d-mned dollar general!!!”
person 2: ” i don’t know what you’re talking about…”
(lip bandits are a lot like the illuminati) see illuminati.
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a male who is a sl-t when it comes to kissing mutiple girls within weeks of each other.
that guy is such a lip bandit!
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