when someone doesn’t know it’s actually called lip balm, they call it lip b-m. don’t ask me why they do it, they just do.
billy: why do you wear lip b-m?
mel: it’s lip balm you idiot.
- to sh*tgag
to sh-t and browse memes (preferably via the 9gag app) simultaneously i love to sh-tgag so long that i don’t feel my legs any more.
lauging ma -ss out tf i was lmaotf when trina fell
- i f*ck with that
saying “i f-ck with that” means you like something. you’re all about it. you like it a lot that picture of that burger… i f-ck with that.
a siovahn is the most loving guy you will ever meet. he is so sweet and he won’t leave your side at sad times. he is p-ssionate about sports. is you have a siovahn you are very lucky. siovahn is the best boyfriend ever.
- shekel stealer
a f-g who borrows money and doesn’t return one cent man, steve became such a shekel stealer after that night out, i guess he went broke