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Lip Lurker

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  when a man’s load lands under the wasteband of his pants and dries, thus acting as an upholding force to the trousers, hence the term “beltbuckle”. wheres my belt? ah f-ck it, i’ll just let my load land hear and shazaam, i got a lithuanian beltbuckle.

• squirrel pile

  small pile of laundry or junk. usually left with the intent of being cleared up later, but normally isn’t. “my husband keeps leaving squirrel piles around the house.”

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  the state of being content with your past, present, and future. no wistful ideals for you: just life as it comes, and death when it comes. got any plans this week? srangara, man. srangara.

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  adj:relating to adultery his adulterous behavior

• eejitsu

  the art of idiocy. like jujitsu, but instead of martial arts, you excel at being an idiot. typically an insult. my boss’s eejitsu is strong.

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