the act of landing upright, from a fall, on one’s lip. a face plant
that parking lot is so icy. henry did a lip stand while trying to get to his car.
- backside blackbeard
a word used to describe ones hairy -ss hole guy 1:omg that dude has a large supply of hair on his -ss!!!! guy2: yeah he has a backside blackbeard.
- street tobacco
cigarette b-tts found on the street by tramps. which they then empty and use for rolled cigarettes. hey dont stand on that, thats good street tobacco, i’ll ave ee for later on!
the name of the african g-d of knowledge. this god was brought about near the turn of the 21st century. and stands as the symbol of knowledge and education in africa. “praise elijabra on highest!” “may elijabra smile upon you during your quest for knowledge” “may elijabra smite those who stand in the way of […]
commonly used word among men who like to refer to a womans special place. stems from the word floof. charlie: hey, can i get into your flef? zoe: f-ck you! my floof is off limits.
- flefasaurus rex
a flefasaurus rex is a preistoric animal that lived over 70 million years ago! unfortunatley they were hunted to extinction by it’s main predator, the worm! unfortunatley, due to the flefasaurus rex’s small size, inability to run, lack of muscular strength, inability to fly, unable to defend itself and just being downright r-t-rded! the flefasaurus […]