lipopushion
the reverse of liposuction.
a) where you have such a skinny -ss that you can’t keep your pants on and you need to have fat pushed into your body.
b) what someone who is too skinny needs to have a normal body.
jack: look, you can see hannah’s crack when she is just standing there. she can’t keep her pants around her waist.
jill: yeah, i know. if she got lipopushion they’d stay up.
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