lipquid
lipquid lip-kwid – noun: the v-g-n-l secretions of an aroused female and/or the byproduct of the rare act of female -j-c-l-t–n, in which during an -rg-sm, the v-g-n- squirts (with great force and velocity) a stream of clear fluid from the para urethral region. this clear and unpleasant spritz often contains within it traces of urine–depending on the last time the female urinated–causing many ill-advised women to be embarr-ssed by the act, believing they had giving their partners a golden shower.
obviously, a play on the word liquid.
guy in the corner: i f-cked that black chick last night, and the b-tch got her lipquid all over my couch. it wreaked of cat pee for 3 days and left a crusty stain!!!
guy with chronic meth mouth: man you trippin. i love me some p-ssy snot!
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