lipsed it, sharted & darted

on a night out, the process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. after the initial kiss or contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.
“i’ve just see nathan pull a bird in waikiki, but he lipsed it, sharted & darted”

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