lipstick cowboy
the posers that show up for line dancing with designer hats, pretty boots, and a sparkling man-hole-cover-sized belt buckle that wasn’t earned. these fellas talk a big game, but cry like their counterparts, the lipstick lesbians when struck. make sure you don’t mistake a real cowboy for a lipstick cowboy!
the bar was filled with fancy dancing lipstick cowboys whose clean trucks revealed the fact that they really work 8-5 in a cubicle!
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