rusty handcuffs
another of the holy grail s-x acts to be found in select p-rno movies. this is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the -ss at the same time. he is wearing the rusty handcuffs.
dude 1: “yo! i got a great new p-rno. this lucky b-st-rd gets to wear the rusty handcuffs!”
dude 2: “that’s sick man. lend me a copy.”
a s-xual maneuver, where when being -n-lly fisted a person clenches their -n-s so tightly that the ‘fister’ is unable to remove their hand from the ‘fistee’.
“i was fisting this craiglist hooker when all of a sudden she gave me the rusty handcuff. i had to wear her like a sock puppet for nearly an hour.”
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