Lipstick Tattoo
when getting a bl-wj-b, the girl deepthroats so far that she leaves her lipstick on your abdomen. such a feat is usually a bragging point for the guy, hence why he may choose to keep it as long as possible, hence the “tattoo.”
guy 1: dude, wtf is that?
guy 2: oh, that? that’s my lipstick tattoo! the chick went so deep i may have punctured a lung.
guy 1: awesome!
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